Monkey news
Meet Bruno the chimpanzee.
In fact, try not to meet Bruno. If you do meet Bruno, run for your fucking life, he's as hard as nails.
When five construction workers entered his monkey sanctuary in Sierra Leone the other night, he killed one, ripped the arm off another, and left three more in hospital.
Then escaped with two pals off into the jungle.
Or what's left of it.
The reason he was in the sanctuary in the first place is that Bruno and other chimps are under threat from logging, hunting and human encroachment.
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Tuesday, April 25, 2006
3 Comments:
Are you sure it's not Bubbles, Michael Jackson's chimp, under an assumed name, taking his revenge on the human race for the shit he had to endure under MJ?
More seriously, though, we're doing a good job of fucking up the planet for everyone, aren't we? Makes me proud. That chimp's all right.
Good job, Bruno.
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