EIGHT THINGS I WILL NEVER DO, EIGHT THINGS I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE
I will never...
1. Run a marathon
2. Vote Conservative
3. Do a bunjee jump
4. Emigrate to Australia
5. Become a Catholic
6. Wear legwarmers
7. Find fireworks boring. Even shit ones.
8. Join the Police
I really shouldn't have...
1. Watched Walt Disney's Fantasia
2. Started smoking
3. Puked in my underpants
4. Bothered using the internet until broadband came along
5. Eaten at McDonalds
6. Lost a fight against an 11 year old when I was 12
7. Fallen asleep during sex...
8. ...and then started snoring
1. Run a marathon
2. Vote Conservative
3. Do a bunjee jump
4. Emigrate to Australia
5. Become a Catholic
6. Wear legwarmers
7. Find fireworks boring. Even shit ones.
8. Join the Police
I really shouldn't have...
1. Watched Walt Disney's Fantasia
2. Started smoking
3. Puked in my underpants
4. Bothered using the internet until broadband came along
5. Eaten at McDonalds
6. Lost a fight against an 11 year old when I was 12
7. Fallen asleep during sex...
8. ...and then started snoring
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Friday, May 19, 2006
6 Comments:
eeuw. youve watched fantasia? freak! puking in your y fronts ok, but fantasia? i feel dirty just reading it!
Fantasia was truly horrendous. And all these years I thought it was just me. Phew.
Are The Police reforming? Fucking brilliant!
Surely every man has puked in his underpants? I puked in mine after drinking absinth and pints of bitter (no joke). I then drunkenly decided to feed the vomit to the dog, thinking in my intoxicated state that there would be no evidence.
In the morning I awoke to notice my bedroom wall was pebbledashed with satans vomit. A black sticky substance that only WMD could remove. The dog had refused to eat my vomit. The bastard.
* - I've had nightmares and bad trips ever since i saw those elephants split into a fucking million elephants on the same screen. and i've never even touched acid. fucking hate it. cunting evil disney evil shite.
IM - yeah that sting has been on at me ever since copeland called him a cunt and he saw me play the bongos while cooking veggie sausages at glasto
RD - terrible affair. Mine included friends having to find a "metre rule" to shove under the loo door to poke me with in case I was dead. All they got in return was the muffled cry "don't break the door down, I'm naked from the waist down". Later that night, after I'd recovered, I put my puke pants in a sainsburys plastic bag and used it as a pillow. Quality.
nope. still cannot believe you have admitted to watching THAT film. the one saving grace is you didn't infect us all by using a still from it to highlight your post.
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