FRENCH BIRD FLU: VACCINATIONS BEGIN

As our exclusive picture shows, Jean-Pierre Le Canard was one the first of over 2 million birds being vaccinated by the French government. The French, who are one of the king pins of the EU and support it all the way, decided to ignore what the EU said and go ahead vaccinating the birds anyway. Vaccination could cause the virus to mutate further, but the French said they didn't give a fuck, they've got omelettes to make. The EU will come up with a cohesive plan to deal with the epidemic sometime in 2084. Cunts.