There's a little bit of Homer in all of us (and my little bit is my mouth)

Doh!
Woke up this morning, found out I'd turned into Homer Simpson.
Or at least my mouth has.
I've noticed this coming on for a while now. It's those lines top left and right of my mouth. When I first watched The Simpsons I thought Homer's mouth was weird. A bit like a monkey's mouth (check out Bruno below).
Now I've got it.
No one's ever going to snog me again.
Still, he's three years younger than me, and I've still got more hair than him.
It also means I've got a mouth like a cunt.
No, I don't mean it's rude. Or that I don't like the very excellent Homer.
Check out regular Ranter visitor Fatfiz's picture site, go right to the bottom, underneath all those shiny scooters of his, and you'll see what I mean... www.fatfizsfotos.blogspot.com
Eugh.