House Prices - Great News For Jowell

If you haven't got one yet, you still can't afford it.
Prices rose today to make the average home a meagre £161,000.
Still, it's all good, especially if you've taken a loan out on your £700,000 Kentish Town house, eh Tessa? I wonder how much that is in Italian lira?
Oh, hang on, it's euros these days...