AMERICA NAILS ITS DOORS TO TALK ABOUT BIRD FLU

This email was broadcast yesterday across America as a ''typical'' concern about bird flu on prime time ABC network news, without irony.
The contents were not discussed or disputed, and the text was read out by the news reader and described as typical of the emails received.
Note the other emails illustrated behind the quote on the screen, suggesting how many people are locking their doors for fear of a bird flu pandemic.
However, before we laugh at'mr-oh-shit-my-house-is-on-fire-and-i've-nailed-the-doors-shut', let's consider that the American government has sent out lists of suggested ''emergency supplies'' that citizens should get in, in case of a world pandemic because of bird flu, restricting food supplies and killing millions.
As the US Government will say, you have been warned.