UN FEARS AS COCAINE USERS IN EUROPE RISE TO 3.5 MILLION

Hang on, this might not be the right picture. That's David Cameron, the Conservative Party leader, who has clearly stated on record that he hasn't taken cocaine "since I became an MP". Very clear, Dave.

UN FEARS AS COCAINE USERS IN EUROPE RISE TO 3.5 MILLION

Hang on, that's the wrong picture too. That's Kate Moss "cutting" and about to "snort" a substance which there is no evidence is cocaine. Despite her checking into a substance abuse clinic after it was published, and her relationship with a self-confessed drug addict. No evidence at all.

UN FEARS AS COCAINE USERS IN EUROPE RISE TO 3.5 MILLION

Hang on, that's the wrong picture. That's protesters in East Timor's capital Dili, painted in white to represent the ghosts of those killed in recent unrest.
They're celebrating the resignation of Prime Minister Mari Alkatiri. Does remind me of a media party or two that I went to. Those were the days...