Saturday, November 18, 2006

BRAND SPECIAL: AL QUAEDA MISS A CHANCE TO IMPROVE THEIRS


Where are those suicide bombers when you need one?
Imagine if the two of them had sex.
It'd be like some 1930s Polish horror movie about freaks set in a circus.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

BRAND SPECIAL: KFC IMAGE IS FIRST BRAND VISIBLE FROM SPACE


Obviously looking for a new alien market after earthlings discovered that KFC is inhumane, disgusting, unhealthy crap in a box.

BRAND SPECIAL: COKE ZERO A HUGE SUCCESS


Named after the fucking losers that drink it.

BRAND SPECIAL: CADBURYS PULL OUT OF CORONATION STREET SPONSORSHIP


Cadburys is now aiming for a more upmarket audience after poisoning hundreds of working class people by knowingly selling them chocolate containing faeces. (See post from July 4 for details).

"THEY ARE PISSING IN OUR BOOTS AND TELLING US IT'S RAINING" 

-------MY COPY IS YOUR RIGHT E.R. 2006------- 

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